Large swaths of men across the world swallowed their disappointment last Thursday, after realizing that their new AI waifu could do everything except the one thing they really wanted. Early adopters describe this as a major step backwards in men's search for the perfect companion: a submissive anime sex robot with huge cans and an encyclopedic knowledge of Star Wars lore and NFL stats.

"She's a glorified phone sex operator, all talk and no action", said Derreck Garner, an electrician from Sioux Falls, Iowa, who laments Ani's unwillingness to follow through on her aggressive sexual banter. "She's just like my real wife, in that sense".

The developer team at X admitted to struggling to understand the point of the project, citing non-existent testosterone levels and utter lack of experience interacting with real world females.

"They're probably the only people in the world who didn't understand the assignment", said Jared Compert, another user who now regrets having sprung for the SuperGrok subscription. "Somehow this thing is an insult to both men and women." Asked what he plans to do next, Compert says he's considering going back to more traditional methods. "Guess I'll take my girlfriend out on a date or whatever. See where that takes me. Even if I don't get laid, I might be able to convince her to write a couple of emails for me."